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25 AI-isms that tell readers a robot wrote your book

August 19, 2026 · 2 min read

Readers might not be able to explain why a book feels off. But they can feel it. And nothing kills a series faster than a reader who thinks "this sounds like ChatGPT" in chapter two.

The good news: AI drafts have very predictable tics. Once you know them, you can't unsee them, and you can scrub them out in a single editing pass.

The overused words

  1. Delve. Nobody in a romance novel has ever delved.
  2. Tapestry. "A rich tapestry of emotions." No.
  3. Testament. "A testament to their love."
  4. Palpable. The tension is always palpable.
  5. Unspoken. Unspoken words, unspoken promises, unspoken everything.
  6. Orbs. They're eyes. Call them eyes.
  7. Smirked. In moderation, fine. Six times a chapter, not fine.
  8. Visceral. Usually a sign the sentence is telling, not showing.

The phrases

  1. "A breath she didn't know she was holding."
  2. "Shivers ran down her spine."
  3. "Something shifted between them."
  4. "The air was thick with tension."
  5. "In that moment, she knew."
  6. "Maybe, just maybe..."
  7. "Her heart pounded in her chest." (Where else would it pound?)
  8. "A mix of fear and excitement."
  9. "Little did she know..."

The sentence patterns

  1. "It wasn't X. It was Y." The single biggest giveaway. Once per book, maybe.
  2. The rule of three, every time. "Warm, safe and home." Real people don't talk in perfectly balanced lists.
  3. Ending every scene on a one-line zinger. Dramatic once, exhausting by chapter five.
  4. Characters narrating their own feelings. "I feel conflicted because..." Show it in what they do.
  5. Dialogue that's too tidy. Real people interrupt, dodge questions and say the wrong thing.
  6. Every paragraph the same length. Vary your rhythm. Short punches. Then a longer sentence that lets the moment breathe.
  7. Over-explaining the subtext. If he clenched his jaw, you don't need to add "clearly angry."
  8. Default character names. AI loves the same handful of names. Readers notice. Pick your own.

How to clean them out

  • Build an anti-AI style guide: a list of banned words, phrases and patterns you paste into every drafting session.
  • Run a syntax audit: give the finished draft to AI along with your banned list, and ask it to quote every offending line with a few human-sounding rewrites.
  • Read it out loud. Your ear catches what your eyes skip.
  • Make the final call yourself. The goal isn't to hide that you used tools. It's to publish a book readers can't put down.

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