The blog

Notes from the villa

KDP, AI publishing, backlist math and the occasional unhinged rant about hustle culture.

September 22, 2026 路 2 min

Your first 180 days on KDP: how to publish 4 books in 6 months

A realistic month-by-month roadmap for going from zero to a four-book catalog, using pipeline stacking instead of writing one book at a time.

September 9, 2026 路 2 min

Side hustles for introverts: why fiction beats digital downloads

No clients, no camera, no customer service inbox. Why writing fiction is one of the most introvert-friendly online businesses there is.

August 28, 2026 路 2 min

The 3-second cover test: why your book isn't getting clicks

Most readers see your cover as a tiny thumbnail on a phone. Here's how to design for that, and the quick test every cover should pass.

August 19, 2026 路 2 min

25 AI-isms that tell readers a robot wrote your book

The words, phrases and sentence patterns that scream "AI draft," and what to do about them before your readers notice.

August 7, 2026 路 2 min

How to find Amazon KDP keywords for free (and fill all 7 slots)

A free, no-tools method for finding the search phrases romance readers actually type into Amazon, and how to pack your seven keyword boxes.

July 29, 2026 路 2 min

How to write a book blurb that sells: the 4-part formula

Your cover gets the click, your blurb gets the sale. Here's the simple four-part structure that turns browsers into buyers.

July 17, 2026 路 2 min

Kindle Unlimited explained: how authors actually get paid

Page reads, the KDP Select exclusivity rule, and how to decide whether to enroll your book in Kindle Unlimited or go wide.

July 8, 2026 路 2 min

How much does it really cost to self-publish on Amazon KDP? ($0 vs. $300)

An honest breakdown of what you actually need to spend to publish your first book on Amazon, from the $0 sweat-equity route to a lean $300 setup.

June 27, 2026 路 2 min

30 romance tropes readers can't stop buying (and how to pick yours)

The tropes that sell over and over on Kindle Unlimited, grouped by vibe, plus a quick test for choosing the right ones for your next book.

June 18, 2026 路 3 min

How to write a romance novel with AI (without it sounding like AI)

The exact workflow I use to plot and draft romance with AI while keeping the voice, tension and heat that readers actually binge.

June 9, 2026 路 2 min

Why I stopped selling templates and started writing silly little romance books

$5 planners, clients who text at midnight, and the day I realized a backlist is the only digital product that gets better with age.